Ya know what I appreciate you trying to find a way to get it to work. i have managed to get World of Warcraft and Guild Wars to work without too much of a problem
I would look into
http://www.playonlinux.com/en/Codeweavers has a subscription based application
http://www.codeweavers.com/ called crossover games.
or you can install Wine in add remove which all of the above use.
When I first started using Linux or Ubuntu in this case. I used it in a virtual machine in Windows. this allowed me to play with it and learn. then i did a dual boot setup where I could either boot into Windows or Linux. I did this for a while. that way I could use Windows for Games and Linux for everything else.
Since Windows is proprietary, the code used to make it work is a closely guarded secret. The people that develop Wine have done so by reverse engineering the system calls and such to translate it in real time for Linux. You can imagine that this has taken quite some time to accomplish. and I think they have done a great job. but unfortunately Windows is just the gaming platform. although there are some companies now that are making good games that have Linux ports.
What I would do is dual boot. that way you could play games in Windows and do all the risky stuff in Linux (surf the web and such) as you have a much smaller chance of catching a virus.
Keep at it. Linux is getting better every day and some day i know it will have a large market share!!!
and come to a meeting, i am sure that we could put our heads together!!!